( ....LJ-cut for being petty abotu not getting a job )

OMG WTF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING APU?  People are dropping CRYPTIC MESSEGES about our future to me.  I can haz clarification?  

I am wearing a tank top, shorts, and flip flops, and yet, I feel OVERHEATED LIKE I'VE BEEN SHUT IN AN OVEN BY THE FIST OF GOD!

Clearly there is such a thing as being too aclimated for snow

I FEEL YOUR PAIN WHITE WITCH!

THOSE STUPID SONS OF ADAM AND DAUGHTERS OF EVE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE MISSING!

...

I can haz a/c?

Oooh ralph lauren, I want your spring line ( Read more... )

Dear universe ( Read more... )

Right.  I have a date!  <3

Tuesday, 5 o clock, we're going to see Definitely, Maybe.

Vaguely horrified by the fact it fits into the whole "My Life is a badly written college AU."   I like my Lois Lane.